Todd: Do you know what else stands up for itself?
J.D.: You know Todd, I’m not sure, but I’m gonna guess that it’s your penis.
“Todd, if you ever make that horny cat noise at me again, I will reach into your mouth and unscrew that 7-watt bulb that barely keeps your brain open for business.”
Janitor: Hey, from now on your name is scooter.
JD: I don’t get it.
Janitor: Short for scooter pie, I hate scooter pies.
JD: Oh, now I see….
