Twelve beaten children Eleven drive-by shootings Ten frozen homeless Nine amputations Eight burn victims Seven strangled shoppers Six random knifings Five suicides Four beaten wives Three O.D.’s Two shattered skulls And a drunk who drove into a tre
J.D (V.O): Oh, God, his ex-wife. The tension actually hurts. You have to break it; say something, anything! J.D: BANANA HAMMOCK! Dr. Cox: I’m betting your ability to thrive under pressure is what drove you to medicine.
J.D.: Who put this up!? Janitor: I did. I drove around the whole city before my 5 a.m. shift just… looking for that - trying to add a little cheer. J.D.: I was just trying to - Janitor: Oh, I know exactly what you’re trying to do. But you will not ruin my Christmas. Not again. Not this year. J.D.: But I’ve only worked here for three months.